Pour your self one other glass of Pinot Grigio as we welcome within the Vanderpump Guidelines Season 11 Reunion, Half 2 recap. In Half 1, Lala got here for Katie, however Katie held agency. This week, Jo Wenberg and Ally be a part of us, and much more confrontations ensue. Clearly, this associates group is struggling, because the VPR Season 11 Reunion, Half 2 simply proved.
Give Katie Lala, once more
Half 2 begins off the place Half 1 ends, with Lala in her gentle period, clapping at Katie. Actually. Her arms helped her convey her message, asking for Katie to talk up. Nonetheless, Katie’s neh on this stays agency. Her frustrations with Ariana should not a storyline.
Ariana explains that Katie’s at all times been genuine, however “she’s hated for it,” which sucks. Right here, Lala stands as much as tug down her costume, saying that she disagrees with Ariana’s take. Andy Cohen jumps in to ask Ariana if she’s annoyed with Katie. Naturally, she’s not.
All all through, Schwartz is within the background, inserting sentences that don’t match the vibe. Talking of vibes, Brock addresses Schwartz, saying that he’s “additionally the catalyst” for Katie’s annoyances, as a result of he “took away all the arrogance that lady ever had in herself.” Scheana helps, including that he was “a sh*t husband.” Naturally, Schwartz denies these claims.
Tangled webs
Schwartz and Scheana’s kiss is accompanied by a montage of each dishonest scandal from the previous 11 years. Their kiss stayed a secret although, as a result of they selected to bury their one-off second. Cue Sandoval serving to with the lacking items, asking “Was it a cheerleading competitors?” On this, Scheana replies “sure, my little sister’s.”
Ariana, Sandoval, and Schwartz additionally attended this occasion, and after many drinks, Ariana and Scheana kissed. Then, Schwartz tried to kiss Scheana, however she stopped it. Laughing, Schwartz lastly apologies to each one for “being a sloppy idiot for therefore lengthy.”
Talking of sloppy, Scheana additionally reveals that each man on the solid has hit on her. Cue a giggly James, asking “What? When? Huh?” As for Sandoval, earlier than Scheana can clarify, he’s saying “No f*cking manner.” However then, Lisa jokingly requested them how the intercourse was, and he jokes again “I awakened with lockjaw and shit out a condom two weeks later.”
Lawd.
Revenge hookups
In Season 11, Katie attached with Schwartz’s greatest pal Max Boyens. When Andy asks if a second tryst has gone down, Katie’s face says all of it, as James’ precise voice booms “HE CAME BACK FOR SECONDS!” From throughout the stage, Schwartz then tells Katie that they’re the identical.
“No, we’re not,” Katie laughs.
Lake Tahoe
Up subsequent on the chatting block is Lake Tahoe. On this journey, Scheana tried to maneuver ahead with Sandoval, however it was actually onerous for her to do. Naturally, Andy desires to know if Ariana feels any sympathy for her associates struggles.
“Your emotions are completely legitimate. Clearly, I’m not essentially the particular person to go to with these emotions,” Ariana replies. Scheana will get it. The women are good. For now.
Boundaries for thee, however not for me
When Lala lower ties with Randall Emmett, anybody who spoke to him received verbally popped. But, she disproved of Ariana’s boundaries this season. When requested why, Lala says “there’s one big distinction. I’ve a toddler concerned that I entered a custody battle [with].”
Scheana tries to assist, saying that Randall’s greater than only a cheater. Nonetheless, Katie rightfully interjects, explaining that Ariana ought to have the ability to set boundaries as nicely. Lala notes that Ariana is actually sharing a home together with her ex, so once more, their conditions are totally different.
“I’ve at all times identified your state of affairs is totally different, and I’ve at all times f*cking supported that,” Ariana says. At this, Lala replies that she was answering Andy’s query, and that Ariana ought to know the way this works. “Yeah, you speak louder than anyone, so that you’re proper,” Ariana responds.
Leaking girls (ew, sorry)
Ariana simply wowed us on Dancing with the Stars, however this was Scheana’s dream. It harm Scheana that Ariana had by no means informed her about this booked gig. As for why, Ariana explains that “there was a leak that occurred, the place all of those articles got here out that I used to be gonna be on it.” Subsequently, Ariana locked her announcement down.
So far, the collection has nonetheless not referred to as Scheana. However “possibly subsequent yr,” she laughs.
Ally and Jo
Ally and Jo take the stage, the place Jo’s fling with Schwartz will get dissected. Stunning Jo, Katie admits that Schwartz had been “bread crumbing” his love curiosity all season. Additionally in Jo’s nook was Lala and Lisa, who each tried to clarify to Schwartz that his actions have been poor. “It doesn’t look good,” James agrees.
Wanting again, Katie explains that her phrases in opposition to Jo have been about her personal traumas. “It’s no excuse,” Jo replies, as Katie reiterates that she doesn’t like lots of people, as a result of they’ll flip round … “and fuck your man,” Ariana interrupts. Cue my laughter.
As for Ally, she says that their returned good boy Hippie is doing nicely. However she’s nonetheless not prepared for marriage or kids. For Ally although, James will wait “eternally.”
“The tried canine assassin”
After relating the good Ann Maddox, Ariana’s sick canine comes up. After Ariana notes that these pets are hers alone, Sandoval rolls his eyes. This angers James, who says “you roll your eyes like that, however you have been completely superb when Raquel [Leviss] took Graham from me, and also you turned his secret new daddy, getting your dick moist for 7 months, daddy boy.”
Triggered, Sandoval replies “I’m maintaining my mouth shut about issues that I’ve heard, they usually add up, James.”
“Eat a dick,” James replies.
And scene.
The Vanderpump Guidelines Season 11 reunion continues on Tuesday, Might 28 at 8/7c on Bravo.
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