OK, so me being the observant individual I’m I kinda observed some issues concerning the Hip-Hop producer neighborhood. Nothing main just a few character traits that I have a tendency to note about sure gear house owners. Earlier than you go jumpin out the window that is ALL JOKES so simply settle down…
MPC OWNERS
These are the “gatekeepers” the “Should you ain’t personal a MPC/SP 1200, you ain’t actual” dudes. All the time citing Pete Rock as their important affect. All the time love to inform that story about when he discovered that one Panamanian disco polka document for .79 and sampled the fuck out of it.
MASCHINE OWNERS
That is the “Workforce Lightskin” of Hip-Hop producers. Irrespective of how dope shit is and the way good they’re on the Maschine, they nonetheless really feel like they need to compensate for shit. Their favourite comeback is “hey at the very least I’m nonetheless hitting pads”
SP404 OWNERS
These are the nerdy, anime loving youngsters, that don’t give a fuck about rappers, however can recite each MF DOOM tune verbatim. They only attempting to get their beats on Grownup Swim. Usually referred to as the EDM Dj of the beat world reason for all of the knob twisting they do.
TEENAGE ENGINEERING OWNERS
These are the hipster belief fund infants that wouldn’t be caught useless with a 404. These are the blokes that may sit and make ambient trip-hop in a espresso store all day lengthy.
FL STUDIO OWNERS
These are the “subsequent wave” guys which are only a damaged mouse away from a nervous breakdown. Those that all the time brag about copping the following degree plug-in or vst, however use it to do the identical hello hat sample for EVERY tune. Nearly went right into a full meltdown when Beatstars was hacked a couple of years in the past..
ABLETON, PROTOOLS, REAPER,AND OTHER DAW OWNERS
These persons are continuously irritated trigger they’re uninterested in listening to “Oh you can also make beats with that?” have that “useless laptop stare” face. have the uncanny means to discern any frequency all the way down to the hertz, can inform what key your talking voice is in, and is aware of the BPM of their vehicles flip sign
KEYBOARD BEATMAKERS (ASR-10, ROLAND PHANTOM,APK MINI, ETC)
These individuals have that superiority complicated trigger they “play an actual instrument” and know a lil music concept, regardless of not realizing the distinction between a nocturne, a sonata and a concerto. but in addition get irritated when individuals ask “how do you do drums on that” and “I didn’t know you’ll be able to chop samples on that factor” as an alternative of claiming “i make beats.” they are saying “I play keys” satisfaction themselves on having “mushy palms” trigger they don’t seem to be continuously banging pads
MULTIPLE UNIT OWNERS
These individuals declare to be the “most open minded” even if they solely do ONE style. continuously lobbying to get G.A.S. (Gear Acquisition Syndrome) acknowledged as an precise situation to allow them to write off their gear purchases on their medical insurance coverage.
their homes seem like a twister hit it, however their studios are a grasp class of group and wire administration. have a stash of different collectables like, comics, toys or sneakers.
Like I mentioned that is all jokes so if ya don’t prefer it i dont know what to inform ya. LOL