Only a bit down the street from the Western entrance of the Lincoln Tunnel, Bravo’s cameras have formally gone darkish. Now, the women on Actual Housewives of New Jersey are gearing as much as present you the whole lot that they’ve filmed, and in the event you ask me, Season 14 goes to be one of the best one but. However don’t take my phrase for it. As an alternative, take heed to what the community itself simply shared. The RHONJ Season 14 taglines have arrived!
Low-cost pictures and screenshots and timber, oh my
It’s probably the most great time of the 12 months. RHONJ’s approaching, and the girlies taglines have simply dropped. To be completely trustworthy, a few of their traces made me chuckle, whereas a couple of noticed my eyebrows rising. On the laughter aspect although, as Teresa Giudice would say, “It’s good to snigger and launch these endorphins and saratogans,” so hopefully, their phrases will make you smile as nicely, and we will all be completely happy as one.
As for his or her taglines, up first is Melissa Gorga, who states “It’s arduous to not burn bridges once you’re on hearth.” Arriving on Melissa’s heels is Dolores Catania, who says “I’m a woman from Paterson, taking part in Switzerland, courting an Irishman.” Personally, I ponder simply how lengthy Dolores can stay impartial although. On this, solely time will inform.
Shifting alongside, Danielle Cabral arrives subsequent, quipping “I’m bougie, unbothered, and above your drama.” We’ll see how lengthy this lasts as nicely. Talking of the drama although, Margaret Josephs arrives afterwards, and she or he’s equally hinting about some shady climate happening within the Backyard State. “Whenever you’re taking low-cost pictures, I’m taking screenshots,” she says.
Uh oh. Take heed to Rachel Fuda’s phrases of “Should you don’t have my again, at the very least have a spine.” Can’t all of us simply get alongside? Apparently we will’t, as Jennifer Aydin’s up subsequent, expressing that “Mates are like purses. The faux ones are all too simple to identify.”
Citing the rear is Teresa. “You could possibly attempt to tear me down, however this tree simply retains on rising,” she stresses. Appears like she’s again in her “love, love, love” place. Namaste, Tree Tre.
Catch the women behind these taglines on the The Actual Housewives of New Jersey, premiering this Sunday, Could 5, at 8/7c on Bravo.
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