“This can’t be actual life. It simply can’t,” stated an animated and reside Jon Stewart on The Each day Present.
The Comedy Central present was airing reside after the Presidential Debate between President Biden and former President Trump, and Stewart didn’t maintain again his disappointment in regards to the night.
“We simply watched what you watched,” he stated on the prime of the present.
“Let me simply say after watching tonight’s debate, each of those males needs to be utilizing efficiency enhancing medication. As a lot of it as they will get. If efficiency enhancing medication will enhance their lucidity, their capacity to unravel issues, and in one of many candidate’s instances, enhance their truthfulness, morality and malignant narcissism, then suppository away. They need to take no matter magical medication can kick their brains into gear, as a result of this ain’t Olympic swimming,” he added.
Stewart summed up a debate that noticed Biden stutter and endure via dense coverage speak and Trump lie, albeit in a extra cogent approach.
“Anyone can fuck up speaking,” Stewart stated of Biden’s Medicare fluff. “I’m positive it’s not one thing that, repeated all through the talk, is inflicting Democrats throughout the nation to both leap out of home windows or vomit silently into the closest recycling bin.”
Biden’s silence wasn’t any higher, in line with the comic. “Lots of people have resting twenty fifth modification face,” he added.
“So, Biden, maybe, not on prime of his sport. Perhaps I’ll take a look at this younger upstart Donald Trump,” he stated. “He doesn’t seem to have handed the asshole take a look at.”
Stewart joked about Trump’s false declare that he didn’t sleep with porn star Stormy Daniels. “She was a porn character actor at greatest,” joked Stewart.
The Each day Present host additionally took purpose at CNN, which refused to truth test both man reside, and provides them solely two minutes per reply. “Who got here up with these dumbass fucking guidelines and why would any of those folks conform to them?,” he requested.