Lady Discovers “Poop Knife” at Buddy’s Sleepover

She had a fairly nice time at her pal’s home too, as a result of the younger lady’s mother and father had been apparently very prosperous: they’d an enormous home with a pool and a devoted film room, which was a far cry from the kind of way of life Tarayn mentioned that she was residing.

However because it seems, the flamboyant digs weren’t the one issues completely different about her pal’s home; there have been sure cultural variations as properly.

Particularly the poop knife.

“She has like a complete closet value of snacks,” Tarayn factors out, mentioning that should you’re the kind of one that grew up in a home with out snacks, then you definitely’ll know, first hand, simply how loopy of an expertise it may be to witness a full pantry filled with goodies.

Whereas strolling by means of the house pondering that it was probably the most “wonderful” place she had ever seen, she says that she “seen that there is a knife on a rope hanging on the wall.”

Pondering that this was a weird fixture misplaced, naturally 8-year-old Tarayn was going to inquire into what this knife might be used for in a laundry room of all locations.

“I do not say something about it as a result of I am having time and I do not wanna smash the vibe,” she says, including that she “fully” forgot concerning the knife hanging within the laundry room the extra she frolicked together with her pal.

That’s, till the subsequent morning. “We’re all consuming breakfast and the brother’s downstairs too with us, and we’re consuming breakfast having time. After which he goes upstairs and we’re simply sitting there watching cartoons, consuming cereal, no matter, and also you hear him from the highest of the steps or from like the lavatory upstairs saying, ‘Mother, I would like the knife!'”

Tarayn continued: “I take a look at my pal and I am like what? And my pal like, checked out me, would not actually register that I look confused, and he or she goes, ‘Mother, don’t be concerned, I will get it.’ She goes into the laundry room, she grabs the knife off the wall and goes upstairs, she comes again down with out the knife, sits down like nothing occurred.”

The TikToker’s 8-year-old thoughts was instantly involved with the whereabouts of the knife. She needed to know the place it was and what occurred with it. She then lastly determined to ask her pal about this mysterious piece of laundry room cutlery.

“She’s like, ‘Oh my brother’s utilizing it.’ I am like, ‘For what’? And she or he’s like, ‘It is a poop knife.’ And I am like … ‘I am sorry, what’s that?'”

By no means listening to this terminology earlier than, Tarayn was very involved: “What’s a poop knife? Woman, so calm, cool, and picked up, goes, ‘Oh you already know, when your poop’s too large to flush you simply slice it with the knife.'”

That is proper, Tarayn’s childhood pal’s household had a devoted knife for slicing huge logs straight down the center. You already know, as an alternative of simply flushing proper as their poop hit the water, aka a courtesy flush.

Tarayn puzzled so much concerning the poop knife and why there appeared to be a devoted device inside her pal’s house for such an operation: “I’ve by no means been so shocked in my life. As a result of there are such a lot of questions like, why is that this a factor? Why are we continually, why is that this such an enormous downside that now we have a literal designated knife to it?”

She then needed to know why there’s solely a single knife for this trigger hanging within the laundry room and why there is not a knife in every toilet for this operation, as an alternative of asserting to your entire family you punched a humongous loaf: “What is the sanitation course of like? What, like, why do not we simply preserve it within the toilet, why do not we simply have one designated knife per toilet?”

“All of these issues. And she or he, like, mentioned this to me prefer it’s a totally regular factor, everyone has this, that I am the bizarre one for not having it,” the TikToker mentioned, including that she in the end simply “dropped” the poop knife questions she had fully.

On her approach again house from a sleepover on the little lady’s home, Tarayn says she distinctly remembers asking her mom why their household would not have a “poop knife.”

The TikToker prefaced her subsequent assertion by acquiescing that whereas her mom positively has her flaws, she mentioned one thing that she instantly revered — and it is that she was by no means to spend the night time at Britney’s home once more.

Tarayn mentioned that her childhood greatest pal most actually stayed the night time at her place, however she by no means slept over at hers.

She mentioned that discovering her crush “has to actually slice” his poop in half fully modified her outlook on the younger man. Tarayn added once more that she’s nonetheless flummoxed by how they sanitized the poop knife in any respect and why it was simply hanging within the laundry room “on a rope.”