Colin Jost and Michael Che had a area day on Saturday Night time Stay‘s “Weekend Replace,” mocking the earthquake that rattled NYC and the most recent information on Donald Trump.
“Properly, yesterday, everybody in New York pretended they felt an earthquake,” Jost mentioned. “Simply admit it, you thought it was wind.”
He continued, “This earthquake was the very best catastrophe. It was form of just like the time I noticed my dad within the bathe. It was a bit of scary, there was no everlasting injury, however I’ll keep in mind for the remainder of my life.”
Transferring on to politics, Jost reminded viewers that Trump mentioned he “would debate [Joe] Biden anytime, anyplace after which he pointed to an empty podium on the stage.”
“And now Trump and Biden are each polling 80 factors behind the rostrum,” Jost joked.
Jost additionally talked about that Trump mentioned Biden was “excessive on cocaine through the State of the Union, saying he was all jacked up at the start, by the top, he was fading quick.”
“Huh, it seems like Donald Trump is aware of precisely what it feels wish to be on cocaine,” Jost mentioned earlier than slicing to a second the place Trump was dancing earlier than a rally and one other second of the previous POTUS slurring his phrases by the top of one other rally.
Che famous that Trump plans to make November 5 “Christian Visibility Day” in response to the controversy over Trans Visibility Day, which this 12 months coincided with Easter.
“Wait, I believed that was known as Ash Wednesday,” Che quipped.
Additionally making the information this week was Home Republicans introducing a invoice to rename Dulles Airport after Trump.
“As a result of airports are quite a bit like Trump—a chaotic nightmare that turns you towards your personal household,” Jost joked.