We’ll start with David Jelinsky — who marked his “Survivor” debut by referring to himself by his final title solely and within the third individual, clearly hoping to imitate “Survivor” greats like Jonathan Penner, Brad Culpepper, and John Cochran (all of whom host Jeff Probst known as by their final names). Sadly for Jelinsky’s hopes and desires, the man was undoubtedly by no means meant to be a “Survivor” nice. Throughout his single episode on the present, he made it clear that he did not have any technique to talk of, that he wasn’t good at challenges, and struggled with fundamental information(he thought the phrase “a number of” all the time means “seven,” for starters). Jelinsky was voted out unanimously by the Yanu tribe at their very first Tribal Council, proving that he is no “Survivor” legend … however he is among the dumbest folks to ever play the sport.
Then there’s Bhanu Gopal, whose mission assertion was that he wished to win a “million hearts,” not 1,000,000 {dollars}. (That’s, the truth is, not how the sport of “Survivor” works.) Like Jelinsky earlier than him, Gopal let the Yanu tribe down time and time once more … and in between these failures, he was mugging for the digital camera throughout confessionals, referring to himself within the third individual as properly and proving that he additionally went into “Survivor” with none technique by any means. By the point his castmates knew it was time to eliminate Gopal, his final technique was … begging them to not vote him out on his palms and knees, which is not precisely a foolproof “Survivor” tactic. So why had been each gamers so dangerous? They had been performing, not truly taking part in.